In order to get my Spring on ,I'm starting seeds. I'm going to make a Red-Runner bean tepee. I'm going to put it in an opening in my tree grove.......(It isnt much of a grove yet, because the trees are still small saplings, but I have faith!. There will be poplar, wild currant, Hawthorne, mulberries, apples, apricots, and wild shrubby roses. The birds and I will enjoy all that fruit. I'll sit in my bean tepee during summer nights when that bastard Orion isnt up therein the cold sky waggling his dick at me, every time I go out under the stars.
Oh Yes he does! They say its a sword or a knife or something, but clearly, it is a dick.
If I had a dick , I would shake it at Orion every time I go out on a clear winter night.
I'll make some kind of arch thingy out of of stock panels, on which I'm going to plant moonflowers, jasmine and honeysuckle. Henbane and Datura will grow at the base, because they're spooky and cool, And red-flowered yucca for the hummingbirds. I'll hang a hammock in there.
I've started seeds of large gourds. Next Fall , when Orion and his dick, make their regular appearance again, I 'll carve and paint the gourds and make them into neat stuff.
And I'll be eating kale, and sweet melons.
It'll be just like heaven.
Link to related blogpost :http://darkergods.blogspot.com/2013/02/holy-trinity-of-abominations.html
